It takes a lot for anyone to admit publicly how much they are scared of cats but not me, it’s a given statement seeing as it’s becoming too obvious what their plan is and the majority of the population are none the wiser. Their rate of infiltration has doubled, almost as much as the rate at which they reproduce. as at the last estimate there are over 500 million cats being kept as worldwide and they occupy virtually all continents apart from Antartica.
These things are low key conniving and murderous fiends. Doing the worst thing in the dead of night and at a level of secrecy the best spy organizations will be proud of. Or tell me, how many people can confidently say they have seen two cats mate before?
One other disturbing thing about them is how they watch us so closely. They sit in a room waiting, or pretending to care for their minder, never too clingy but just enough to give one the impression that love dwells in their hearts. When you leave the room, the likelihood of them doing something devious is 8 out of 10 and the remaining 2 who don’t are probably the slow ones who haven’t picked up an evil mission to carry out.
Cats are the best project managers on the face of the earth and we are just working for them. That is simply my own summation and with each passing Youtube or IG video about cats I my theory keeps on getting more and more reinforced.
In the meantime, you cat lovers should enjoy till they finally turn on us.
